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August 1999

FRIEND BEAR

TURTLE FINDS TREASURE

THE CLEVER HAT

THE STATUE CAN HELP!

HAIKUS ARE FUN

TOO MANY HOWDYS

FRIEND BEAR GOES TO THE FOLK SHOW

A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT DISCO

NEW FRIENDS, NEW NEWS!

THE BUBBLE-GUM CONTEST

FRIEND BEAR AND THE BROKEN TELEPHONE

A SONG GONE WRONG?

TIME FOR BED, FRIEND BEAR

TURTLE ISSUES A CHALLENGE

THE PAST IS REVEALED

THE JUMPING GAME

A FLOWER FOR FRIEND BEAR

September 1999

WHY FRIEND BEAR WAS VERY LATE FOR A LONG TIME

THE MYSTERIOUS VISITOR, AND BADMINTON!

WE LOVE HEIDI, WE DO

SHOUTING, BUT WHY?

THE EIGHT WONDERS OF THE WORLD

HOUDINI'S BOX

ACT I SCENE I

FOLLOWING THE ONE IN THE KILT

FINGERS CROSSED FOR DULCIE!!

AN EVENTFUL DAY

ON THE ILL-NA-NA!

THOSE CRAZY CARNIES

A MONTH OF FRIEND BEAR!!!

FROZEN...IN A CAVE

GOOD-BYS

AIR BEAR

THE NEW BREED OF JUSTICE-ORIENTED CRIME-FIGHTERS!

GUESS-THE-PRODUCT

DIE NEUE KUNST

FRIEND BEAR

THE DUKES OF HAZZARD ARE NOT ON TO-DAY

KATURA NEEDS A HUG, AND SO DO HIPPIES.

I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL!

October 1999

THERE IS A NEW HOLIDAY IN TOWN

VIVA MEXICO!

WHAT RUDY KNEW

THE FASCINATING CLERICAL DEVICE!!

KIDS! SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT! THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY! TRY IT NOW!

FRIEND BEAR GOES TO THE LIBRARY

THE AMAZING VACATION!!!!

UNDER THE SEA, NO LESS

IT, IS THE WILD WILD WEST!

ECONOMICS=INSTANT FUN

WHERE HAS THE GRAVITY GONE?

THE LOBSTERS APPRECIATE THE EGG

SISKEL AND EBERT, HA HA HA HA, NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THIS!

THE COMMUNIST WATERPARK

IT IS NATIONAL METAPHOR DAY!

SPACEBOOTS ARE A GATEWAY ACCESSORY

NOT THOSE CUDDLY VAR-MINTS??

IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY ONE!

IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY TWO!

RUDY COMES BACK FROM VACATION(SUBTITLED: REJOICE! REJOICE!)

IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY THREE!

IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY FOUR!!

IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY FIVE!

IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY SIX!

IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY SEVEN!

THERE IS A NUMBER DIVIDED BY ZERO HERE!

NOT THE JACKSON (FIVE TO THE 0TH POWER)!!!!!!!

THE PARTY-HAT WAND FORETELLS A PLOT

YOU CAN-NOT EAT WHAT YOU CAN-NOT SEE

THE COMMODORE WILL NOT CUT IT

CURSE THOSE MINIATURE ELEPHANTS!!!

TONIGHT'S STRIP BY JULIA BRENNON

UP UP UP UP UP UP!

THE GIGANTIC HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

November 1999

WHAT IF, PUKURAN?

LOUISIANA PURCHASE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!

CHLöE VS. BETSY ROSS

FRANKIE SAYS - THE EPIC TALE

WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF NO NEW STRIPS

THE WAITING GAME

THE RESULTS ARE IN!

THE HAIKU PANEL OF REVIEWERS HAS MADE A DECISION

GOODBYE, D.I.Y.

IT, IS QUESTION-AND-ANSWER DAY

ONE CAN MOST DEFINITELY RUSH TRUE ART

CROSS-CONTINENTAL CROSSOVERS

EVERYONE SHOULD JUST USE BASIC

KATRINA AND THE WAVES

THE FOR-EST IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO FRIEND BEARS

SUPPOSED ALLIGATOR SEGREGATION

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

CO-CO-NUT, STEP DOWN NOW!

Q: ARE WE NOT PRESIDENTS? A: WE ARE COUNTRIES

HAPPY-HAPPY-BIRTHDAY

"IT IS SALSA MUSIC!"

HA-HA! ANOTHER BIRTHDAY

GUESS-THE-PRODUCT II

THE GLORIOUS AMERICAN THANKS-GIVING

GOT-TO-CATCH-THEM-ALL

THE ONE-HUNDREDTH EPISODE: DULCIE VISITS!

LUNGFISH ARE "THE BOMB"

THE TRIP TO GHOSTY-WORLD

WHAT IS IN THE FUTURE???

December 1999

THE-POWER-WAS-OUT

THE NOBEL-PRIZE FOR BEARS IS NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!

THIS STRIP IS ABOUT!

LET US GO TO THE FARM

IF YOU LISTEN TO THE CURE@!!!

SICK-DAY

A YEN TO BE WED

PLEASE DO-NOT DISRESPECT POSTED SIGNAGE

THERE IS CEREAL TO BE HAD

ROCK-N-ROLL

FLOWERS ON MY BACK

PROFESSOR DOG-EAR KNOWS IT ALL!

MIS=PLACED WEAPONRY!?!!?

TIME TO PURCHASE, NOW

YOU KRAZY KRAFTWERK..!

STEPHEN MALKMUS IS PROUD

ALEX THE SEAL?! NO

GHRAY-OF-THE-SCALE

THE INVISIBLE FISH EPISODE

NOT-THE-BON-JOVI

IT IS THE CHRISTMAS

THOSE CRRRRR-AZY BERRIES! (AND WHAT THEY WILL DO)

BEHIND YOU!

NOT REALLY ABOUT NUTRITION

MORE ABOUT THE CAT PARADE (THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW)

Y2K HAR HAR HAR!

WHAT YOU WOULD ENDURE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS

January 2000

RAPPIN' FOR OPEN KERNELS

ANOTHER HOLIDAY???? AMAZING!!

THE DO-NUTS WHO ARE SINGING !

NATALIE-CORE

BAYLEE-AND-US CANNOT SLEEP

IT-IS THE TRUDY BIOGRAPHY (SOMEHOW!!)

THE MISTY EYES OF SCOTLAND

THERE IS A CARROT FARM (ACT ONE!)

NOW THE HATS ARE UNSOLD (ACT TWO!)

SKY-CANARY POETRY (ACT THREE!)

UNDERGARMENT GENETICS (ACT FOUR!)

THERE IS NO PATTING-OF-RABBITS (ACT FIVE!)

WHAT IS THE TRUTH HERE (ACT SIX!)

WHO-CAN-CATCH-THE-VELVET

POETRY-WITH-SURPRISE

LET US ALL FARM EQUALLY WITH INSTRUCTIONS

WAITING ROOM

SEVENTY-EIGHT IS GREATER THAN FORTY

THE TRAVELLING LINCOLN

CELE-BRATE THE EVERYTHING

THE RETURN!

COLECO PARK

STANDARD FUDGESICLE!!!!!! (SIZES)

TRUDY GETS MARRIED (PART A)

February 2000

TRUDY GETS MARRIED (PART 2)

CHUCKLE-CAR VOODOO

THE SILENT YEARS

INTO-THE-TEETH WE GO!

THE FAIRY IS KIND TO RUDY

THAT TRICKSTER, BROMWELL

WHO INVITES THE CLOWN-WIND?

FLOWER-INFRINGEMENT

WAITING FOR GODOT

THE AIR-LEMONS ARE BILINGUAL

THE DREAMS THAT COME

NOW THERE IS SOCK SIMIAN

NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD COUNTRYMEN TO PROMOTE THEIR MERCHANDISE

March 2000

WHO-HAS-GOT-THE-MUU-MUU

THE POWER OF WATER GOES TO:

PUKURAN DOES THE TRANSLATE

WHAT IS GREEN-AND-ANGRY-AND-NOT-A-GOOD-FILM

PROFESSOR DOG-EAR IS THE SURGEON GENERAL

NICOLE MAKES HER DAY GOOD BY FORCE

ESCAPE THE DISGUSTING-PUDDING!

PENCIL ZAPISTA

IT SLICES-AND-DICES

THE CHRONICLES OF CELLULAR DIVISION

HOW TO HAVE A GOOD PARTY[VOLUME 7]

April 2000

THERE-RETURN-IS!

IT IS FRIEND BEAR VERSION SILVER!

GIRL STAR MONARCHY

TURTLE LIPINSKI

CRUISING TIME

THERE IS NO JULIA CHILD

TO THE TUNE OF "ROLLERCOASTER OF LOVE!"

PLAYING IN THE M.U.D.

FOR THE MEXICANS IN THE HOUSE

PONGx2 HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO

THE OVEN WI;LL BE FIRED-UP

GUESS-THE-PRODUCT III

PREVIEW-SEASON-A-GO-GO

THE POLITICAL DEBATE IS RAGINGF!!!!!!

THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS AIR SABOTAGE

THE REPLACEMENTS WHO-DO-NOT-SING

TURTLE IN TRAINING

THE MALL VAN IS ZAPPED

TROUBLE IN THE BANK!!!!!!!!!

THE PEN-PAL

May 2000

THERE IS TROUBLE BREWING

FOR INSTRUCTIONAL USE ONLY

HINT: IT-IS-KRANG

POEM OF MAGNITUDE

REBUS DAY, INTERRUPTED

NOT THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

BELVEDERE THE MOON

NAMED-BY-VIKING-LAND EXPORT IS LOST!

TURTLE: SCIENTIST

MAXIMUM SLOTH OVERDRIVE

June 2000

LEGENDARY MACHINE PART ONE

ELEPHANT SURVEY-TAKER

THE COUNT OF THREE IS SUFFICIENT

July 2000

THIS TITLE HAS BEEN MISPLACED

WE ARE 1337

PLEASE SPELL "SUCCESS"

WATERY HAIKUS

FRETBOARD HIDING SECRET-BOOKSTYLE

August 2000

CHATROOM COMES ALIVE!

DJ LADY GINGIVERE

NEVER BECOME A DIRECTOR

OH DEAR!!!!!!! WEATHER PATTERNS

YET ANOTHER TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE

BLOWING BUBBLES AND BOWLING

THE PURCHASING OF TIME

September 2000

FROZEN ROCK MONSTER APPARATUS

CRASH TEST MUMMIES

TO SAY NOTHING OF JAMES "HAIRSTYLE" MADISON

April 2001

PUNK DAY IS MORE THAN ONE DAY

October 2001

IN SPITE OF BREVITY THE MESS-AGE IS CLEAR

PLEASE NEVER LET US USE THIS JOKE AGAIN

NOT "EKANSETIHW"

WITH IMPORTANT VITAMINS AND MINERALS (TO BOOT)

HOORAY FOR ESCAPISM

HAIRSPRAY IS EXPENSIVE TODAY

LOUISIANA PURCHASE AND THE YAKS

PROFESSOR DOG-EAR HAS A PLAN

SAINT NICK'S NEW TRICK

A GRIM WARNING OF THINGS TO COME

THE HELPFUL SUGGESTION

CURRENCY-JUSTICE

TO SAY NOTHING OF THE SOMBRERO

TO SAY NOTHING OF THE...HEY NOW

IT IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER

WHO IS "THE-PARK-OWNER"

CELEBRATE QUIET TIMES

THE FLOWING LOCKS OF JUXTAPOSITION

WINGED PERTINACIOUSNESS

WALTZING TO VICTORY

IT IS A DINOSAUR ACT

SARTRE < FRIEND BEAR

A SONG AGAINST BACTERIA

November 2001

BUT WHAT OF A PLOT?

December 2001

THE SNACKFOOD IS ONCE AGAIN PROPHETIC

January 2002

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DENY-YOU-ACCESS-TO

TURTLE AND THE ANTS

A TASK IS AT HAND

A JOURNEY IN TIME

TITLE OF RECORD

February 2002

MEETING PEOPLE IS EASY

THERE-WILL-BE-NO RESCUING TODAY

THE TITLE HAS BEEN FOUND

OF GOATS\' EGGS AND INVERSION

C:\\BE MY VALENTINE

DO-NOT TRUST CLAY-BASED CUBOIDS (THAT-ARE-BAKED)

ATTACK OF THE RONALDS!

A VALUABLE LESSON IN HERB-LORE

March 2002

AND THAT IS CALLED FORE-SHADOWING

April 2002

NINJA SURPRISE!!!!!

FRIEND BEAR DOES THE GAME-PLAYING GAME

THE ISLE OF GRATITUDE

PROFESSOR DOG-EAR IS \

CHEEKY IMP EMPLOYMENT DAY

May 2002

AUTOMATON EQUITY

FISH IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN

HOOTS MON

IDENTITY CRISIS

June 2002

LEPROSY IS BAD FOR THE SKIN

August 2002

FLASHBACK ACTION IS FUN FUN FUN

ACCESS DENIED

FRIEND BEAR THE HERO

WHAT IF..!!

THE DAY THE FOR-EST CHANGED FOREVER

THE LEGENDARY MACHINE PART 2 (THE POINTLESS-JOURNEY!!)

DISCO REVIVAL!

INSTRUCTIONAL MAILROOM VIDEO (WITHOUT VIDEO)

COWS BRING US SUCH JOY

SEMAPHORE IS THE WAY FORWARD

November 2002

RUDY MAKES AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY!

THE PARADE IS-NOT-WHAT IT SEEMS!

CELEBRATION ANYWAY

April 2003

AND THERE IS LOVE TO BE

IN-TO THE MAZE!!

PROFESSOR DOG-EAR DOES IT AGAIN

HAND ME THE CHEESE TOOLS

July 2003

THE DANGERS OF TIME TRAVEL

FRIEND BEAR IS ALRIGHT

WHAT-IS-A-WINEAPPLE?

FRIEND BEAR AND THE ZOM-BIES

UNCLE JIM KNOWS HIS MEATS

THE-ARTIST-DEALS-IN-CONTROVERSY

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (by jared dunn)

WHAT HAS LOVE GOT TO-DO WITH IT?

TODAY, MÚM IS THE WORD

IT IS NOT HOW SHAKESPEARE WOULD-HAVE HAD IT

THIS STRIP CONTAINS IN-FOR-MATION ABOUT THE FILM

PINBACK IN THE FOREST!!

POMEGRANITE AND THE EYES

2 WRONGS = WATERMELON SNACK

SHORT-PEOPLE ARE NICE-PEOPLE

IT IS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE LAST STRIPS FILES DID NOT TURN OUT IN THE RIGHT ORDER

A-SEARCH-FOR-THE-CURE!!! (NOT THE BAND)

JUST-LIKE REALITY-TV!!!!!!!!

THE DAY WE TOOK THINGS LITERALLY

A HAIR RAISING EVENT!!!!

August 2003

RE-QUEST-ING IS THE NAME OF THE GAME

GREETINGS AND SAL-U-TATIONS!

THE MUSINGS OF A SHEEP, PT. 1: LOVE IS YELLOW

THE RETURN OF THE SPACE-LASERS!!!

PROFESSOR DOG-EAR HAS AN ACCIDENT

SUS-PENSE, BUT-FOR-WHAT?



5-3-2-1-DONE!

LOUISIANA PURCHASE AND-THE-FAD

THERE ARE NO GRUDGES IN THE FOR-EST (WHERE REFESHMENTS ARE CONCERNED)!

TOUCHÉ-AWAY ON RESPONSIBLE-ADVENTURES-DAY 2013!

SANDY IS THE SAND-CASTLE THAT PLAYS ON THE SHORE (WITH-BEACH-BALLS!!!!!!!!!)

September 2003

FRIEND BEAR UNDER-STANDS

BUT IT WAS ALLL A DREAM!! X 2

WATCH-OUT FOR THE IN-TER-NET SARS WORM VIRUS JOB CUTS!!!!!!

DO-NUT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BE-FORE THEY HATCH

THIS JUST-IN!!!!! (NOT TIMBERLAKE!)

FRIENDBEAR AND THE FRIENDSTERBEAR BETA NETWORK!!

FRIENDSTERBEAR RELOADED!!!!!!!1

ASK-THE-CHEF!

ART-JOKE!!!!

BACK-TO-SCHOOL-!

AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: HOME-LESS-NESS

MYSTERIES-OF-THE-DEEP WITH LOU BARLOW ON BASS LIKE NEVER BE-FORE!

TODAY I WILL- DECIPHER!

RE-TELL THE STORY NOW! ONLY ONCE MORE!

October 2003

RUDYS LUCKY DAY

OIIIII!

(HALLO) WEEEEN!

A SPECIAL AN-NOUNCEMENT

November 2003

SECRET-SURPRISE-BIRTHDAY-PARTY-AGENT-BRITS-OUT-OF-NORTHERN-IRELAND!!!

December 2003

AN-XMAS-TREE-IS-NOT-AN-ENGLISH-TREE, OR SO IT SEEMS!

UNTITLED II (SMALL FROG EXPLAINS THE SITUATION IN EASTERN EUROPE VIA THE MEDIUM OF MODERN DANCE MOVEMENT)

May 2004

RELIGION AND SCIENCE UNITED BY THE MYSTERY OF TOMATO

April 2005

FRIENDBEAR SPEAKS WITH BROKEN LETTERS

WE WILL NOW PRESENT PRESENT

IT IS STILL THE BEST THING

THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF BEAR

OLD STYLE BEAR LEARNS THE ART OF SPEAKING WITHOUT A DANCE

THE GREEK NUMBERS ARE NOT PRESENTED

PINK IS JUST LIKE RED---BUT LIGHT

May 2005

THE WOES OF DENTISTRY

WHAT RUDY KNEW (MORE!)

THE ONE WHERE TURTLE DOES NOT TELL FRIENDBEAR A SECRET

THE ONE WHERE TURTLE DOES NOT TELL FRIENDBEAR A SECRET - PART TWO!

THE ONE WHERE TURTLE DOES NOT TELL FRIENDBEAR A SECRET - THE THIRD SECTION (PART)!!!

JUST CALL HIM ERIC (THAT IS HIS NAME)

June 2005

ANOTHER SUN-FILLED DAY

July 2005

A FIRST WORLD PROBLEM

A PUZZLE FOR TURTLE

March 2006

IN: CRUST MULLETS AND APATHY, OUT: COUNTER CULTURE ACTIVISM AND INDEPENDANT ENTERPRISE (OR SO IT WOULD SEEM)...

September 2006

FRIEND BEAR AND THE MEAT

FRIEND BEAR AND THE MEAT PART 2

TODAY AT THE SCIENCE LAB

October 2006

MEAN CLARENCE

January 2007

WHEN DINOSAURS ATTACK

May 2009

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SPAGHETTI COUNCIL

June 2009

WE-DO-NOT HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

February 2014

NSA

String Cheese

Lava Jump

ET Apologizes

March 2014

SEGA OR DIE