August 1999
FRIEND BEAR
TURTLE FINDS TREASURE
THE CLEVER HAT
THE STATUE CAN HELP!
HAIKUS ARE FUN
TOO MANY HOWDYS
FRIEND BEAR GOES TO THE FOLK SHOW
A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT DISCO
NEW FRIENDS, NEW NEWS!
THE BUBBLE-GUM CONTEST
FRIEND BEAR AND THE BROKEN TELEPHONE
A SONG GONE WRONG?
TIME FOR BED, FRIEND BEAR
TURTLE ISSUES A CHALLENGE
THE PAST IS REVEALED
THE JUMPING GAME
A FLOWER FOR FRIEND BEAR
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September 1999
WHY FRIEND BEAR WAS VERY LATE FOR A LONG TIME
THE MYSTERIOUS VISITOR, AND BADMINTON!
WE LOVE HEIDI, WE DO
SHOUTING, BUT WHY?
THE EIGHT WONDERS OF THE WORLD
HOUDINI'S BOX
ACT I SCENE I
FOLLOWING THE ONE IN THE KILT
FINGERS CROSSED FOR DULCIE!!
AN EVENTFUL DAY
ON THE ILL-NA-NA!
THOSE CRAZY CARNIES
A MONTH OF FRIEND BEAR!!!
FROZEN...IN A CAVE
GOOD-BYS
AIR BEAR
THE NEW BREED OF JUSTICE-ORIENTED CRIME-FIGHTERS!
GUESS-THE-PRODUCT
DIE NEUE KUNST
FRIEND BEAR
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD ARE NOT ON TO-DAY
KATURA NEEDS A HUG, AND SO DO HIPPIES.
I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL!
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October 1999
THERE IS A NEW HOLIDAY IN TOWN
VIVA MEXICO!
WHAT RUDY KNEW
THE FASCINATING CLERICAL DEVICE!!
KIDS! SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT! THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY! TRY IT NOW!
FRIEND BEAR GOES TO THE LIBRARY
THE AMAZING VACATION!!!!
UNDER THE SEA, NO LESS
IT, IS THE WILD WILD WEST!
ECONOMICS=INSTANT FUN
WHERE HAS THE GRAVITY GONE?
THE LOBSTERS APPRECIATE THE EGG
SISKEL AND EBERT, HA HA HA HA, NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THIS!
THE COMMUNIST WATERPARK
IT IS NATIONAL METAPHOR DAY!
SPACEBOOTS ARE A GATEWAY ACCESSORY
NOT THOSE CUDDLY VAR-MINTS??
IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY ONE!
IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY TWO!
RUDY COMES BACK FROM VACATION(SUBTITLED: REJOICE! REJOICE!)
IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY THREE!
IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY FOUR!!
IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY FIVE!
IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY SIX!
IRRATIONAL FEARS WEEK DAY SEVEN!
THERE IS A NUMBER DIVIDED BY ZERO HERE!
NOT THE JACKSON (FIVE TO THE 0TH POWER)!!!!!!!
THE PARTY-HAT WAND FORETELLS A PLOT
YOU CAN-NOT EAT WHAT YOU CAN-NOT SEE
THE COMMODORE WILL NOT CUT IT
CURSE THOSE MINIATURE ELEPHANTS!!!
TONIGHT'S STRIP BY JULIA BRENNON
UP UP UP UP UP UP!
THE GIGANTIC HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
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November 1999
WHAT IF, PUKURAN?
LOUISIANA PURCHASE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!
CHLöE VS. BETSY ROSS
FRANKIE SAYS - THE EPIC TALE
WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF NO NEW STRIPS
THE WAITING GAME
THE RESULTS ARE IN!
THE HAIKU PANEL OF REVIEWERS HAS MADE A DECISION
GOODBYE, D.I.Y.
IT, IS QUESTION-AND-ANSWER DAY
ONE CAN MOST DEFINITELY RUSH TRUE ART
CROSS-CONTINENTAL CROSSOVERS
EVERYONE SHOULD JUST USE BASIC
KATRINA AND THE WAVES
THE FOR-EST IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO FRIEND BEARS
SUPPOSED ALLIGATOR SEGREGATION
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN
CO-CO-NUT, STEP DOWN NOW!
Q: ARE WE NOT PRESIDENTS? A: WE ARE COUNTRIES
HAPPY-HAPPY-BIRTHDAY
"IT IS SALSA MUSIC!"
HA-HA! ANOTHER BIRTHDAY
GUESS-THE-PRODUCT II
THE GLORIOUS AMERICAN THANKS-GIVING
GOT-TO-CATCH-THEM-ALL
THE ONE-HUNDREDTH EPISODE: DULCIE VISITS!
LUNGFISH ARE "THE BOMB"
THE TRIP TO GHOSTY-WORLD
WHAT IS IN THE FUTURE???
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December 1999
THE-POWER-WAS-OUT
THE NOBEL-PRIZE FOR BEARS IS NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!
THIS STRIP IS ABOUT!
LET US GO TO THE FARM
IF YOU LISTEN TO THE CURE@!!!
SICK-DAY
A YEN TO BE WED
PLEASE DO-NOT DISRESPECT POSTED SIGNAGE
THERE IS CEREAL TO BE HAD
ROCK-N-ROLL
FLOWERS ON MY BACK
PROFESSOR DOG-EAR KNOWS IT ALL!
MIS=PLACED WEAPONRY!?!!?
TIME TO PURCHASE, NOW
YOU KRAZY KRAFTWERK..!
STEPHEN MALKMUS IS PROUD
ALEX THE SEAL?! NO
GHRAY-OF-THE-SCALE
THE INVISIBLE FISH EPISODE
NOT-THE-BON-JOVI
IT IS THE CHRISTMAS
THOSE CRRRRR-AZY BERRIES! (AND WHAT THEY WILL DO)
BEHIND YOU!
NOT REALLY ABOUT NUTRITION
MORE ABOUT THE CAT PARADE (THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW)
Y2K HAR HAR HAR!
WHAT YOU WOULD ENDURE FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS
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January 2000
RAPPIN' FOR OPEN KERNELS
ANOTHER HOLIDAY???? AMAZING!!
THE DO-NUTS WHO ARE SINGING !
NATALIE-CORE
BAYLEE-AND-US CANNOT SLEEP
IT-IS THE TRUDY BIOGRAPHY (SOMEHOW!!)
THE MISTY EYES OF SCOTLAND
THERE IS A CARROT FARM (ACT ONE!)
NOW THE HATS ARE UNSOLD (ACT TWO!)
SKY-CANARY POETRY (ACT THREE!)
UNDERGARMENT GENETICS (ACT FOUR!)
THERE IS NO PATTING-OF-RABBITS (ACT FIVE!)
WHAT IS THE TRUTH HERE (ACT SIX!)
WHO-CAN-CATCH-THE-VELVET
POETRY-WITH-SURPRISE
LET US ALL FARM EQUALLY WITH INSTRUCTIONS
WAITING ROOM
SEVENTY-EIGHT IS GREATER THAN FORTY
THE TRAVELLING LINCOLN
CELE-BRATE THE EVERYTHING
THE RETURN!
COLECO PARK
STANDARD FUDGESICLE!!!!!! (SIZES)
TRUDY GETS MARRIED (PART A)
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February 2000
TRUDY GETS MARRIED (PART 2)
CHUCKLE-CAR VOODOO
THE SILENT YEARS
INTO-THE-TEETH WE GO!
THE FAIRY IS KIND TO RUDY
THAT TRICKSTER, BROMWELL
WHO INVITES THE CLOWN-WIND?
FLOWER-INFRINGEMENT
WAITING FOR GODOT
THE AIR-LEMONS ARE BILINGUAL
THE DREAMS THAT COME
NOW THERE IS SOCK SIMIAN
NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD COUNTRYMEN TO PROMOTE THEIR MERCHANDISE
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March 2000
WHO-HAS-GOT-THE-MUU-MUU
THE POWER OF WATER GOES TO:
PUKURAN DOES THE TRANSLATE
WHAT IS GREEN-AND-ANGRY-AND-NOT-A-GOOD-FILM
PROFESSOR DOG-EAR IS THE SURGEON GENERAL
NICOLE MAKES HER DAY GOOD BY FORCE
ESCAPE THE DISGUSTING-PUDDING!
PENCIL ZAPISTA
IT SLICES-AND-DICES
THE CHRONICLES OF CELLULAR DIVISION
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD PARTY[VOLUME 7]
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April 2000
THERE-RETURN-IS!
IT IS FRIEND BEAR VERSION SILVER!
GIRL STAR MONARCHY
TURTLE LIPINSKI
CRUISING TIME
THERE IS NO JULIA CHILD
TO THE TUNE OF "ROLLERCOASTER OF LOVE!"
PLAYING IN THE M.U.D.
FOR THE MEXICANS IN THE HOUSE
PONGx2 HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
THE OVEN WI;LL BE FIRED-UP
GUESS-THE-PRODUCT III
PREVIEW-SEASON-A-GO-GO
THE POLITICAL DEBATE IS RAGINGF!!!!!!
THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS AIR SABOTAGE
THE REPLACEMENTS WHO-DO-NOT-SING
TURTLE IN TRAINING
THE MALL VAN IS ZAPPED
TROUBLE IN THE BANK!!!!!!!!!
THE PEN-PAL
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May 2000
THERE IS TROUBLE BREWING
FOR INSTRUCTIONAL USE ONLY
HINT: IT-IS-KRANG
POEM OF MAGNITUDE
REBUS DAY, INTERRUPTED
NOT THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
BELVEDERE THE MOON
NAMED-BY-VIKING-LAND EXPORT IS LOST!
TURTLE: SCIENTIST
MAXIMUM SLOTH OVERDRIVE
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June 2000
LEGENDARY MACHINE PART ONE
ELEPHANT SURVEY-TAKER
THE COUNT OF THREE IS SUFFICIENT
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July 2000
THIS TITLE HAS BEEN MISPLACED
WE ARE 1337
PLEASE SPELL "SUCCESS"
WATERY HAIKUS
FRETBOARD HIDING SECRET-BOOKSTYLE
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August 2000
CHATROOM COMES ALIVE!
DJ LADY GINGIVERE
NEVER BECOME A DIRECTOR
OH DEAR!!!!!!! WEATHER PATTERNS
YET ANOTHER TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE
BLOWING BUBBLES AND BOWLING
THE PURCHASING OF TIME
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September 2000
FROZEN ROCK MONSTER APPARATUS
CRASH TEST MUMMIES
TO SAY NOTHING OF JAMES "HAIRSTYLE" MADISON
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April 2001
PUNK DAY IS MORE THAN ONE DAY
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October 2001
IN SPITE OF BREVITY THE MESS-AGE IS CLEAR
PLEASE NEVER LET US USE THIS JOKE AGAIN
NOT "EKANSETIHW"
WITH IMPORTANT VITAMINS AND MINERALS (TO BOOT)
HOORAY FOR ESCAPISM
HAIRSPRAY IS EXPENSIVE TODAY
LOUISIANA PURCHASE AND THE YAKS
PROFESSOR DOG-EAR HAS A PLAN
SAINT NICK'S NEW TRICK
A GRIM WARNING OF THINGS TO COME
THE HELPFUL SUGGESTION
CURRENCY-JUSTICE
TO SAY NOTHING OF THE SOMBRERO
TO SAY NOTHING OF THE...HEY NOW
IT IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER
WHO IS "THE-PARK-OWNER"
CELEBRATE QUIET TIMES
THE FLOWING LOCKS OF JUXTAPOSITION
WINGED PERTINACIOUSNESS
WALTZING TO VICTORY
IT IS A DINOSAUR ACT
SARTRE < FRIEND BEAR
A SONG AGAINST BACTERIA
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November 2001
BUT WHAT OF A PLOT?
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December 2001
THE SNACKFOOD IS ONCE AGAIN PROPHETIC
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January 2002
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DENY-YOU-ACCESS-TO
TURTLE AND THE ANTS
A TASK IS AT HAND
A JOURNEY IN TIME
TITLE OF RECORD
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February 2002
MEETING PEOPLE IS EASY
THERE-WILL-BE-NO RESCUING TODAY
THE TITLE HAS BEEN FOUND
OF GOATS\' EGGS AND INVERSION
C:\\BE MY VALENTINE
DO-NOT TRUST CLAY-BASED CUBOIDS (THAT-ARE-BAKED)
ATTACK OF THE RONALDS!
A VALUABLE LESSON IN HERB-LORE
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March 2002
AND THAT IS CALLED FORE-SHADOWING
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April 2002
NINJA SURPRISE!!!!!
FRIEND BEAR DOES THE GAME-PLAYING GAME
THE ISLE OF GRATITUDE
PROFESSOR DOG-EAR IS \
CHEEKY IMP EMPLOYMENT DAY
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May 2002
AUTOMATON EQUITY
FISH IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
HOOTS MON
IDENTITY CRISIS
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June 2002
LEPROSY IS BAD FOR THE SKIN
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August 2002
FLASHBACK ACTION IS FUN FUN FUN
ACCESS DENIED
FRIEND BEAR THE HERO
WHAT IF..!!
THE DAY THE FOR-EST CHANGED FOREVER
THE LEGENDARY MACHINE PART 2 (THE POINTLESS-JOURNEY!!)
DISCO REVIVAL!
INSTRUCTIONAL MAILROOM VIDEO (WITHOUT VIDEO)
COWS BRING US SUCH JOY
SEMAPHORE IS THE WAY FORWARD
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November 2002
RUDY MAKES AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY!
THE PARADE IS-NOT-WHAT IT SEEMS!
CELEBRATION ANYWAY
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April 2003
AND THERE IS LOVE TO BE
IN-TO THE MAZE!!
PROFESSOR DOG-EAR DOES IT AGAIN
HAND ME THE CHEESE TOOLS
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July 2003
THE DANGERS OF TIME TRAVEL
FRIEND BEAR IS ALRIGHT
WHAT-IS-A-WINEAPPLE?
FRIEND BEAR AND THE ZOM-BIES
UNCLE JIM KNOWS HIS MEATS
THE-ARTIST-DEALS-IN-CONTROVERSY
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (by jared dunn)
WHAT HAS LOVE GOT TO-DO WITH IT?
TODAY, MÚM IS THE WORD
IT IS NOT HOW SHAKESPEARE WOULD-HAVE HAD IT
THIS STRIP CONTAINS IN-FOR-MATION ABOUT THE FILM
PINBACK IN THE FOREST!!
POMEGRANITE AND THE EYES
2 WRONGS = WATERMELON SNACK
SHORT-PEOPLE ARE NICE-PEOPLE
IT IS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE LAST STRIPS FILES DID NOT TURN OUT IN THE RIGHT ORDER
A-SEARCH-FOR-THE-CURE!!! (NOT THE BAND)
JUST-LIKE REALITY-TV!!!!!!!!
THE DAY WE TOOK THINGS LITERALLY
A HAIR RAISING EVENT!!!!
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August 2003
RE-QUEST-ING IS THE NAME OF THE GAME
GREETINGS AND SAL-U-TATIONS!
THE MUSINGS OF A SHEEP, PT. 1: LOVE IS YELLOW
THE RETURN OF THE SPACE-LASERS!!!
PROFESSOR DOG-EAR HAS AN ACCIDENT
SUS-PENSE, BUT-FOR-WHAT?
5-3-2-1-DONE!
LOUISIANA PURCHASE AND-THE-FAD
THERE ARE NO GRUDGES IN THE FOR-EST (WHERE REFESHMENTS ARE CONCERNED)!
TOUCHÉ-AWAY ON RESPONSIBLE-ADVENTURES-DAY 2013!
SANDY IS THE SAND-CASTLE THAT PLAYS ON THE SHORE (WITH-BEACH-BALLS!!!!!!!!!)
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September 2003
FRIEND BEAR UNDER-STANDS
BUT IT WAS ALLL A DREAM!! X 2
WATCH-OUT FOR THE IN-TER-NET SARS WORM VIRUS JOB CUTS!!!!!!
DO-NUT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BE-FORE THEY HATCH
THIS JUST-IN!!!!! (NOT TIMBERLAKE!)
FRIENDBEAR AND THE FRIENDSTERBEAR BETA NETWORK!!
FRIENDSTERBEAR RELOADED!!!!!!!1
ASK-THE-CHEF!
ART-JOKE!!!!
BACK-TO-SCHOOL-!
AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: HOME-LESS-NESS
MYSTERIES-OF-THE-DEEP WITH LOU BARLOW ON BASS LIKE NEVER BE-FORE!
TODAY I WILL- DECIPHER!
RE-TELL THE STORY NOW! ONLY ONCE MORE!
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October 2003
RUDYS LUCKY DAY
OIIIII!
(HALLO) WEEEEN!
A SPECIAL AN-NOUNCEMENT
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November 2003
SECRET-SURPRISE-BIRTHDAY-PARTY-AGENT-BRITS-OUT-OF-NORTHERN-IRELAND!!!
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December 2003
AN-XMAS-TREE-IS-NOT-AN-ENGLISH-TREE, OR SO IT SEEMS!
UNTITLED II (SMALL FROG EXPLAINS THE SITUATION IN EASTERN EUROPE VIA THE MEDIUM OF MODERN DANCE MOVEMENT)
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May 2004
RELIGION AND SCIENCE UNITED BY THE MYSTERY OF TOMATO
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April 2005
FRIENDBEAR SPEAKS WITH BROKEN LETTERS
WE WILL NOW PRESENT PRESENT
IT IS STILL THE BEST THING
THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF BEAR
OLD STYLE BEAR LEARNS THE ART OF SPEAKING WITHOUT A DANCE
THE GREEK NUMBERS ARE NOT PRESENTED
PINK IS JUST LIKE RED---BUT LIGHT
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May 2005
THE WOES OF DENTISTRY
WHAT RUDY KNEW (MORE!)
THE ONE WHERE TURTLE DOES NOT TELL FRIENDBEAR A SECRET
THE ONE WHERE TURTLE DOES NOT TELL FRIENDBEAR A SECRET - PART TWO!
THE ONE WHERE TURTLE DOES NOT TELL FRIENDBEAR A SECRET - THE THIRD SECTION (PART)!!!
JUST CALL HIM ERIC (THAT IS HIS NAME)
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June 2005
ANOTHER SUN-FILLED DAY
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July 2005
A FIRST WORLD PROBLEM
A PUZZLE FOR TURTLE
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March 2006
IN: CRUST MULLETS AND APATHY, OUT: COUNTER CULTURE ACTIVISM AND INDEPENDANT ENTERPRISE (OR SO IT WOULD SEEM)...
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September 2006
FRIEND BEAR AND THE MEAT
FRIEND BEAR AND THE MEAT PART 2
TODAY AT THE SCIENCE LAB
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October 2006
MEAN CLARENCE
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January 2007
WHEN DINOSAURS ATTACK
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May 2009
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SPAGHETTI COUNCIL
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June 2009
WE-DO-NOT HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
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